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(nami and bungbung) they're back in 2015. nami and bungbung! when it's night again... i don't want to be alone.

brat diet drink recipes, - hey, nami. / - yeah? when will you ever date a guy? - you'll end up dying alone. / - yeah. - i'm popular with guys. / - what?

didn't you see the gag concert message board? what's on it? a lady posted that her son wants to marry me. you're lying! there's even a photo of the son. show us. what kind of guy is he? this guy.

hold on... "this is my 6-year-old son. you're probably similar in age as me. is he okay?" it's okay, mother. what are you saying? you can't do that! - i'm in trouble, sangmin. / - why? it was my 100th day with somi yesterday.

but i forgot and hung out with friends. she's mad and she's coming. what are you going to do? - pretend you're me. / - are you nuts? i'll give you $50. don't say anything. - just say you're sorry. / - sorry? - yeah. / - got it. sangho!

get over here. you hung out with friends on our 100th day? - i can't believe this... / - i'm sorry. sorry isn't enough! i'm sorry. is that all you can say? forget it! wait... somi. i'll tell you the truth.

i'm sangho. i'm sorry. what? you scumbag. give me my $50. - i'm sorry. / - i'm not going to lose money too! hey! break it up! it's the time you love! bungbung time! couples see the sunrise together. the sunrise.

- singles eat hangover soup. / - that feels better. hangover soup. - hey, hey. / - what? - don't sing songs like this. / - why not? - think of the people that listen. / - you should... - think of the guys that come here. / - what? you're going to look for your ideal type again. - yeah. / - think of him. - what are you saying? / - who is it this time?

- who is it? / - first row. - that guy? / - yeah. he's handsome. let's bring him on stage. give him a hand. please stand up. this is happening because you came here. - you should've just watched it at home. / - yeah. - he's tall. / - goodness... he's handsome. nami has something...

- she wants to tell you. / - yes. you're my ideal type. so... i have these 2 strings of different length. if you pick the shorter one, you have to date me. so if you pick the shorter one, your life is over. got it?

get ready and pick. 1, 2, 3! yes... let go! let go! okay. it's long. - you have to date me. / - why? this one is longer! go back to your seat! stop it!

(bad mothers) these brats went to a bar? the mothers should be here soon. teacher, are you there? hello, sangeun's mom. - have a seat. / - hello. - why did you call me here? / - well... sangeun went to a bar with his friends. this is a serious problem.

you're the one with a serious problem. you have a girlfriend but i heard that you... - cheated on her with the art teacher. / - what? but you broke up since your mother was against it. and i heard you can't get over her and get drunk and visit her every night crying. this is a celebrity tabloid. what? stop spreading false rumors! why are you saying that?

method! that's not what's important. it's a very serious situation now. teacher, i know sangeun is troubling you. - well... / - so i made something for you. try this. - open up. / - i'll eat it later. come on. try it! i stayed up late at night to make this.

i worked so hard. i'll feed you. what are you doing? this is... "korea sings." "korea..." "sings!" check why those people responded. - yes. / - go sit down!

kiyul. i'm here. your first love. i've told you several times that i have a girlfriend. you'll break up anyway. why? we're happy now. my girlfriend even posted a photo she took with me on her sns. you'll break up!

why? why didn't you press "like?" are your fingers broken? instead of that i posted a comment. look. she responded to my comment thanking me. why didn't you post a comment to her comment? why would you read and not respond? we're really close.

i put her on my messenger app profile picture. "my lovely wifey." why would you decide that? you never know until you walk down that aisle. i never talk about marriage to my girlfriend so i don't pressure her. you trying to let her die alone? she caught the bouquet 6 times already.

geez! go sit down! you're not even a man! next is hyeoncheol's mom... teacher! it's nice to be out thanks to my son. go ahead. hyeoncheol went to a bar

with his friends. where is that brat? he's alone in the student record room. you shouldn't leave him alone. what if someone attacks him? who would attack the student record room? why? everyone has experienced this. you get on the elevator to go home but a hand comes between the closing doors!

the rival gang member says, "long time no see, queen bee." that's happened! that never happened! everyone has experienced this. you try to leave the sauna after a good sweat but the door suddenly locks and the temperature of the sauna went up to 90â°c! from the window the rival gang member goes...

- that's happened! / - that never happened! you fell asleep after drinking and when you woke up you were buried in the ground up to your chin! a wild boar passing buy comes up and says... oink oink. long time no see. - that's happened! / - why would a boar say that? that's nonsense! the situation is very serious.

the other parents are going nuts saying that they don't want their kids in class with bad kids! you ladies will have to go apologize. i'll just apologize then. where are they? where are the parents? what the... is it this man? who is it? this woman?

where else? here's another one. a close-up. it's so hard to counsel! (tour guides) owner. i'm angry with the hotel. what happened at the hotel? listen up.

every lonely night there are mosquitoes everywhere. i couldn't catch them. it was so annoying... up, down, up, up, down. that's why i'm angry! give me a refund! what did he just say? what did the guides do for us

to get so many complaints? eunyoung. look at this complaint. you disappeared during the tour. who shocked you and made you run away? what is this? your ex-boyfriend! what did you do to your ex-boyfriend for you to run away like that?

why are you doing this again? what's wrong with her? dine and dash! you ran away after dining and dashing. what does that make that guy then? angry? a sucker! how can you make a sucker out of a guy? are you good at anything?

what is she doing? mooching! get out of here! not a single proper guide. excuse me. are you hiring guides? not this guy again. we're not hiring. leave. just for this interview

i got this makeup done for 3 hours. i lived like this for 5 weeks. leave if you're going to lie. for real. - hey... / - believe me. if you go around like that don't you feel bad for your son? i felt bad so i took him to an amusement park. we went on the merry-go-round

and the flume ride. it was so scary. people will point at you. - nobody pointed. / - what? but people glared. look at this kid's face. she can't believe her eyes. who goes to an amusement park like this? there are people.

i made a friend. my friend and i got good jobs. you're so happy that you met a friend. the girlfriend was happier. she danced for me. i give up. i surrender. i held my hands up too on the pirate ship ride.

please get out of here! i want a job! (atomic pride) hello, viewers. i'm kim kiyul of atomic pride. have some rice cakes. here you go. for real. have some rice cakes. what's with the rice cakes?

it's been a while since atomic pride moved into your hearts. now i finally get to give out rice cakes. when you think of comedy, you think of this skit. this kind of pointless men's pride shows up differently before and after marriage. we'll show you when a man is dating. i should clean... somi, somi.

i'll do it. just sit down and relax. it's okay. no. when we get married i'll do the cleaning too. gosh... next is for a married man. i should clean. goodness... aren't i the best husband?

move so i can clean. go away so i can watch tv. why do you always clean when i'm watching tv? the light is out here. let me... just do that. where'd you learn how to do that? i learned it in the army. the army? i bet it was hard there.

no, it wasn't. you came and visited me often. looks like the light is about to go out. step aside. i'll do it. just do this. was it hard in the army? no. it's a lot harder now! - what? / - at least i got discharged in the army! i don't get a vacation from this!

- that hurts! / - geez! i should go to the gym at night. why are you exercising so much these days? i should be healthy so i can protect you. honey. i'm going to the gym. you're exercising often these days. are you going there to see someone?

- i'm sorry, honey! / - what? it's not like that! there's only one female trainer there! get it together! - honey. / - yeah? i heard a really scary story today. what is it? my friend got married and went on her honeymoon. she saw a long-haired ghost on a rainy day...

- a ghost! / - stop it! - i'll tell you a really scary story. / - what is it? - my friend got married... / - marriage! - so scary! / - what? - marriage! / - no! not that! - she went on her honeymoon... / - a trip! - a trip with the wife! so scary! / - no... - oh, come on! / - stop saying scary things.

- just stop it. / - fine. i'm going to take a shower. don't! that's scary! - what? / - don't take a shower, honey! this is what i meant. a man's pride of being scared. unlike other comedians i get scared when you all laugh.

is it because you're messing with me? it feels like a hidden camera prank... this quietness now is what i'm used to. moving on, a man's atomic pride shows up at the salon. how does my hair look? not bad. looks pretty good.

- nice dye job. / - yeah? - yeah. / - time to shampoo. yes. - hey... / - hey... - i got here first. / - you sit here. - go over there. / - i got here first. - no. you go. / - you can't do that... please wash my hair. a man's pointless pride over his hair.

whether you're a man or a woman your hair is important. in gag concert there's kiyul. atomic pride by kiyul. it's funny. gag concert is all about kiyul. i'm used to this reaction. applause? are you messing with me? shows up more clearly when we see the difference between men and women.

this is for women. huiwon, did you get home fine last night? no, i fought with my boyfriend. he got mad since i was out with you late last night. - geez... / - i'm getting a call. hold on. - men... / - hi, honey. you're still mad? hi, this is huiwon's friend somi. she got home late from hanging out with me.

hello? okay, honey. bye. - i think he's over it. / - right? thanks! what a relief. next is for men. you get home fine last night? i fought with my girlfriend. she's mad that i was out late drinking with you.

my girlfriend is calling. honey, are you still mad? what are you doing, baby? drink up. congratulations on becoming single. you scumbag! next is when women talk. - i drank so much... / - hey, somi. - huiwon, did you get in fine last night? / - yeah. i don't remember anything from last night.

did i do anything wrong? - no. you said good-bye to everyone. / - good... i'm never going to drink again. i don't remember anything from drinking too much. - you said good-bye and went home. / - good. but the girl sitting next to you seemed to really like you. you should've sobered me up! this has been atomic pride. thank you.

(meditation) it's time to meditate. heal your mind and body of the stresses that you received from society. through meditation we will go to a forest park where the air is clear and the trees are lush. flex your lower abdomen... and focus. this is a forest park with clear air

and the smell of grass. you stop and listen. what do you hear? i hear the sound of bugs. good. i hear birds chirping. entrance fee. $30 for adults, $10 for kids. - discount for groups of 4 or more... / - excuse me. there is no entrance fee at this place.

- i see. / - yes. now you'll go into the forest. the many trees embrace your body. that sure feels good. - excuse me. this isn't a mineral spring. / - i see. now you go deeper into the forest. honey, where are you dragging me to? no, no. you're not going somewhere secluded.

eunyoung, you're here alone. and you're not so pretty that guys would drag you around. junho, what do you see? i see a beautiful field of reeds. reeds? the sound of reeds blowing in the wind... i don't think that's the sound of reeds. there are people...

junho. there are people in there. hey! don't be regretful. i see. and focus! no we see some tasty fruit in front of us. pick an apple. pick a pear.

that stings! no... you didn't pick a bee hive. - $30 for royal jelly. fresh honey... / - no, no. you're not running a business. junho, don't try to get her number. don't look at the tree. look below your feet. when you look below your feet you see pretty flowers.

- flowers. / - yes. we have skewers. chicken skewers for $3. - ginkgo skewers for $2. / - no, no. not skewers. i said flowers. now let's all go into the bed of flowers. which one is the flower? i can easily tell the difference. you just seem like a crazy woman.

now you come out of the flower bed, touch the big tree in front of you and get the energy from the tree. - gosh... / - junho... there is no voluptuous tree! - voluptuous? / - there's a tree like that? no, no! don't get in line! don't get in line! are you talking about my body?

not at all. you are not voluptuous at all. from behind you might say... "mom?" like that. mom? she's not your mom. you can't get anything out of this forest. this time we'll go deeper into the thick forest. one step at a time...

one step... save me! you're not sinking in a marsh! it's just mud. mud facial for $30... - no, no! / - mud facial... two please. - why? / - i'll put it on you. no way!

(beautiful imprisonment) chief. ryu geunji is here to turn himself in. really? good idea. detective seo, you handle him. i have to catch kim haneul. detective seo. how long are you going to chase after kim haneul?

yeah. stop being so hung up on kim haneul. interrogate him. let's go. chief... detective seo, it's an honor to meet you. i'm not in the mood to joke around with you. sit down for the interrogation. hurry and follow me. i'm coming.

shut it and just come here. kim haneul. detective seo? who is that? is it... a new culprit? no... - it's not like that. / - detective seo. start the interrogation.

it is a new culprit. no wonder i haven't seen you on stakeouts these days. it's not like that, haneul. i've been wanting to catch you badly. i even bought these new cuffs to use on you when i caught you. you can put them on him.

detective kim. - let's hurry up and start. / - yeah. what should we do first? should i write my statement? yeah. okay... haneul. forget about an incompetent detective like me and get investigated by detective kim.

ryu geunji. let's start the interrogation. when was your first crime? march 9, 2013. it's the same. that's the day i made haneul's wanted poster. i was thankful for that. you photoshopped by photo. detective seo!

haneul! what are you doing, haneul? write your statement. write everything you did on that day. yeah, forget that punk! focus on me. okay, haneul. haneul? geunji.

all you talk about is haneul! geunji, let's start the interrogation. forget it. i don't want you anymore, detective seo. i'm back from duty. detective, interrogate me. i don't take criminals that someone already caught. detective! i'm a bit busy...

i was rejected again? wait... - i'll interrogate you. / - forget it! i'm not in the mood to be interrogated. i'm going to become worse. you just watch! see that, haneul? you're my only culprit now. so come to me.

- i'll interrogate... / - no! i don't need you anymore. - excuse me... / - haneul... i finished my statement. okay. good job. i bet you're hungry. want me to order food? what do you want? - i want... / - haneul!

you want to eat or be interrogated by me? you want to eat or get in the police car with me? do you want to eat or get killed by me? i want to die! haneul... how many times must i tell you? i caught haneul! sit down. i'll give up.

but detective kim... please... take care of haneul. - hey. / - yes. i read your statement. you're not the culprit. - what? / - go. i'm not the culprit? thank you. thank you.

what are you talking about? he's obviously the culprit! he is the culprit. but... he's not my culprit. go get him. he should be casually walking thinking he's not the culprit. hurry and go...

surprise him with these. (stubborn) he's sleeping! i'd better sneak by him. - hey, hey, hey! / - what? what? what? - where are you going? / - where are you going? hiking. - you can't go hiking. / - yeah. you're just a pig.

why can't i go hiking? you'll come back with dirt all over your shoes and you'll get dirt on the stairs. yeah, yeah. get away from him. i'll dust my feet off before i go up. - i don't know about that. / - yeah. if you go hiking then you'll cause a landslide from your weight. yeah, yeah.

you'll cause a landslide. you like center heel of shank. your face is an emergency. i'll go up carefully. you can't. if you sweat for an hour hiking and go into the vale to wash your back, as soon as you take your shirt off... - what is it? / - back acne! i pictured it! - what? / - get away! you're gross!

- why would you picture that? / - you're gross. i don't have back acne. don't get dirt everywhere. it's dangerous. how is dirt dangerous? it's very dangerous. so just because i get some dirt on the stairs they'll come from "safety first!" mr. song who went up the stairs without thinking. he stepped on dirt and slipped.

then he died. an old man that wanted to smell dirt to remind him of his hometown smelled the dirt... his nose gets stuffy and he dies. the dad who is against a marriage unless he gets dirt in his eyes. he gets dirt in his eyes and dies. but the 100-year-old man passing by... "why did everyone die?"

i'm so curious i could die. no, no! he finally dies. are you insane? the insane guy dies. - what are you saying? / - they all die. - you're being ridiculous. / - how? stop it already! stop it.

do you think i lived to be 100 to see this? be quiet, sir. - i said no. / - look, mister... - don't fight. / - why'd you hit me? - sir... / - my chin... my chin is killing me. no, no! my chin doesn't hurt. i have a really hard chin. people use a blender to make

juice in the morning. i use my chin. i can use my chin. just put it right here... what's this? and that's not all! - even an apple... / - an apple? i don't use a knife. i just use my chin.

even a fruit can... see that? see? go, go! bye! how is that man so good at squeezing fruit? if he didn't squeeze them they'd be served at his memorial ceremony. what does that mean? i don't know about that!

- you can't go hiking. / - wooil! seongdong! - seongdong. / - yeah. thanks for the drinks last night. what? i should be thanking you. - it's thanks to you. / - it's thanks to you. they still haven't paid the bill. they're trying to get each other to pay. so where are you going?

i must have menopause. i have no energy. i'm going hiking. that's the right thing to do. hiking is the best for menopause. - have a good time. / - thanks. bye. - what was that? / - what? why is it okay for him but not me?

he has menopause. you go get menopause too. - i'm too young for that! / - you can't then. mister, let's not just get angry at each other. - let's laugh and talk. / - what? try laughing. it's good for you. you look handsome when you smile. mister, did you eat? - yeah, i had black bean noodles. / - i see.

this... - you ordered from the place nearby. / - yeah. try ordering from the new place back there. - why? / - the food here is no good. and i think they recycle the pickled radishes. we shouldn't order from places like this. don't you think? it's my son's restaurant. i guess he's ruined again.

then... - i'll give you a gift. / - what is it? - it's bracelet. / - yeah. you can have it. i have a good bracelet. - wear this. / - why? who wears things like this these days? my father left it for me. now i finally let him go.

i didn't mean to... you can't. then what do i do? i planned to go hiking! - you want to go that badly? / - yes! then you should've said so sooner. - what? / - okay, okay. - go hiking. / - thank you. but! you can get dirty so keep washing as you go hiking.

geez... who keeps washing just to go hiking? forget it then. wooil! - what is this? / - wooil... wooil... where are you going? this is the least i should do. it's the humane thing to do.

that's true. see? you go while washing too. how can i go while washing? - how? / - stop it already! how long are you going to keep fighting? whatever, just fight. i don't even care. i always... why isn't this going in? it's not skewering. this is killing me.

no, no. i can skewer this. just like that. so simple. i can even skewer fruit thrown at me with a fork. an apple. throw it. this was nothing. tomato.

tomato! throw a kiwi this time. a kiwi... can you catch it with your mouth? me? catch a kiwi with my mouth? no, i can do it. one more. - cherry tomato! / - cherry tomato!

cherry tomato! a cherry tomato... why is everyone so stubborn? (block and kick) the kids always bully me... "defense is the best attack?" okay, i'll learn how to defend myself! yeah... head, neck, chest, stomach!

block, block, kick, kick! defense is the best attack! who are you? i'm block! i'm kick! if you exercise hard you can defend yourself. tell me how to defend myself. i was walking in the hallway today and a scary

senior beat me up for looking at him. we'll teach you how to defend yourself with an object everyone carries around. an object? defending with an object! - the food everyone craves in the summer. / - yes. pepper. how is pepper the food everyone craves in the summer?

just say that it is. fine. with this pepper you can defend yourself. - yes. / - watch. what did you steal besides a girl's heart? - money? / - steal money. do it. - do it? / - yeah, do it. - yeah. / - yeah. get over here. give me all your money.

i don't have any. - it's in your pocket. / - pepper! why do you have that with you? this is when you should call the police but since the timing is perfect... hit him like thor's hammer! are you supposed to hit him? but don't all guys do this stuff after watching it in a movie?

- you saw the movie? / - nope. teach me properly. they don't do thor's hammer. the kids hit me on the head with their fists. don't get scared. don't get scared and teach me properly. - they hit you like this? / - yes. just remember these 3 things. grab, twist and press.

grab, twist and press? i'll show you. 1, 2, 3. that worked well. if you count to 3 anyone can do it. fine. i'll do it without counting. - okay. / - you sure talk a lot. when you're breathing here...

3, 4! grab, twist and press! nice. you gave him a sign with a song. i'm a roo'ra fan! find the angel... stop that! - teach me how to fight for real. / - fine. - grab, twist and press. / - yes.

it's dangerous so stand back. - grab! / - grabbed you! - twist! / - i couldn't twist! - press! / - don't press! press... block... block! - block! / - pepper! i never expected this! and then you call the police.

but since the timing is perfect... but i'm confident in my butt so i hit him. this is defense! in summer you diet... and fail! gain the weight back! - stop that... / - chicken breast is so dry! why are you telling me that? - teach me properly. / - i've taught you plenty.

i tried what you taught me to the toughest kid in school and i almost got hurt when he pushed me. you almost got hurt when he pushed you? - yes. / - you should've used df. - what's that? / - defending by falling! - i'll show you. / - yes. what was that? the guy that beats everyone up. - the toughest kid in school? / - do it.

hey, punk. - what? / - what? - that was just falling. / - yes. - it really hurts. / - yes. but if you use df it doesn't hurt at all. - it doesn't hurt? / - watch. - hey, punk. / - what? - what? / - df! are you playing around?

why you... are you hurt? where? pepper! why are you hurting your friend? - yeah? / - yes. then since we're friends i'll do this... and pepper! - what are you doing? / - this is defense!

(wiggle wiggle) wiggle, wiggle, wiggle. hey, sanghun. did you hear? they say kim soohyun has a cat face and song joongki has a puppy face. then what about us? we're perfect. oh, right.

yeonggil. i'm going to shoot a commercial with suzy. what's the concept? snow white and the 7 handsome dwarves. how can a tall guy like you be a dwarf? i'm snow white. wow, wow. hey, yeonggil. what are you doing in front of these people?

digging for gems. some people still don't believe that you can control women. - should i show them again? / - yeah. okay. in exactly 5 seconds i'll make all the women here scream. i... got a tattoo for the summer!

you're all my puppets! (i'm a killer) - mr. song. / - yes, sir. it sure is nice to be shopping for luxury goods. i'm sure no killers would come all the way here. don't worry, sir. i'll protect you. - i trust you, mr. song. / - yes.

- we're... / - brothers... - and killers. / - red, yellow and blue. - we have... / - the best... teamwork. we'll approach him pretending to move our youngest brother disguised as a mannequin... use this poison that's fatal to the touch... and throw it on him to finish him. don't move.

perfect. let's do this. - park, move the mannequin. / - yes, sir. that tickles! you should've held back! we failed. mr. song. i saw something that looked like a mannequin... or maybe it was a person...

mr. song! - fooled you. / - gosh! it's me. the mannequin. you're a terrible dancer. stop it. i'm a killer. men are weak against a woman's compliments. i'll approach him as an employee and finish him. here i go. - sir. / - yes.

what a slim fit. and you're so handsome. i've never heard that before. - i bet. / - yes... - so... / - yes. - how about this? / - is this okay? should i try it on? - would you like to? / - yes. i don't know if it'll suit me.

your arms fit perfectly. your shoulders look so broad. this makes me look like a gangster. it suits you. it does not! stop being ridiculous. not this. get this off me. it's not coming off... it's going to tear. get it off me. you shouldn't have put it on then...

- what? / - nothing. - get it off me. / - i'll help you. - hold on... / - be gentle! just a moment... your heel is up my butt! - your heel! / - i failed. that hurts... goodness! - dang it... / - why'd you do that to me?

that stinks! mr. song, it hurts so bad here. i'll spray some pain relief spray. what? that stings! all better, right? - we won't... / - fail... this time. we'll use this poison powder... approach him by pretending to clean...

and throw it at him to finish him. - turn that off! / - hey... turn that off... why'd you turn it on? why'd you put it so close? i heard the sound of something being sucked. the sound of women being sucked in by my eyes. don't fall for me! i hate you! stop that.

that fatty must watch "safety first!" this time i'll finish him off when he goes into the changing room. we have some new pants. - would you like to try them on? / - they look nice. i got him. please change in here. thank you. here.

will these look okay? - here. / - let's see... - are you in there? / - yes. - they're going in. / - what is? wait, wait... - excuse me. / - yes? what just came in here? that was close. - what a shame. / - a shame?

pay no attention. - how can i not? / - okay... - one more... / - wait! wait... that was really close. - what's this? / - don't worry. i'll make sure nobody sees. i'm sure nobody will ever see me again. get rid of these! i failed.

what was that? goodness! take this one too. things came into the changing room. have some mugwort rice cake. - you're the best. / - yes. - mugwort rice cake. / - sure looks good. i won't fail twice. this time i'll finish him with this shirt that's rigged with a bomb.

this shirt is a limited edition. - want to try it on? / - yes. - were you always that short? / - no. not this one. that one. - the one up there. / - try this on first. get that one. - get it yourself... / - what? - i'll get it. / - i see. - geez... / - this one is much nicer.

what an annoying customer... - there. / - the one up here? yes. get that one. - this? / - no, next to that. - this? / - no, no. you can see it here. what do you want me to show you? i'll do a pole dance for you. hot, hot, hot!

- hey! / - that burns! it stings... - why'd you slide down? geez... / - ouch... this clothes store is no good. i have a great sense of fashion. you're a real fashion terrorist. - i am? i'm a terrorist? / - a fashion terrorist. - why am i a fashion terrorist? / - a terrorist! - i'm not a terrorist! / - freeze!

- terrorist! / - save me! fashion terrorist! (stockholm syndrome) iced americano is good. but why don't we have customers? suji. is the coffee good? then start working harder, you freeloaders! - get to work! / - freeze!

listen to me unless you want to die. put the money in the bag! what do we do? - we might die... / - she'll be suspicious if... i don't pick up. keep quiet! hey, mom. i'm not causing trouble. i said i was going to a fashion show with a friend. we have some time left

so we're at a coffee shop. one americano please. you don't believe me? here's the iced americano you ordered. i'll add some syrup. what did i order? i ordered fruit juice. they're blending the fruit now. - you push. / - okay.

why aren't there any people talking in the coffee shop? there's a couple next to me! - what? / - break up? - yeah! / - scumbag! got to go. your couple acting was great. - but... / - yes. - you. / - yes.

- you shouldn't do that! / - what did i do? you can't dump your pregnant girlfriend! - no... / - i wasn't pretending to be pregnant. - no, no. / - you. you were so well-prepared. how did you think to have syrup... - for the coffee at a bank? / - that's not syrup. it's hand-sanitizer. down on all fours. get down!

i'm sorry... she'll go nuts if i don't pick up. hey, honey. where am i? i'm at home. - at home. / - bro, mom says to eat. son! - my mom's voice... / - son. it doesn't sound like my mom?

you brat! what are you doing in your room? are you watching something naughty? honey, i'm not watching something naughty. i'm watching tv... it's "the return of superman." sarang! you're amazing! yes! bro. i'm going to change the channel.

it happened in 1970 at sichuan, china. "true or false." i'm going to watch "in depth 60 minutes." i didn't know at first but it was 6 months past the expiration date. but i still ate it. i'm really enjoying watching tv... cold! cold... - hey. / - yes?

pretending to be your dog at home. that acting... was great! it was great! how are you so good at acting like a dog? i become like a dog when i drink. - i'm good at acting like a dog. / - really? - yes. / - then... sit! - shake. / - shake.

bang! make it more real. - more real? / - sit! sit. it's too real! it's a video call from my mom! - a video call! / - i'm at a fashion show. - fashion show. / - what do we do? a fashion show...

mom. i'm at the fashion show. - fashion show... / - you don't believe me? it's a model. see the model walking? why is there only one model? - one? / - model... - there's another one... / - take it off. it's a male model. why do his clothes

look so lame? - hey... / - what? - high-waisted. / - what's that? just pull them up. he looks so cool. such refined clothes. it's the finale now. - the finale. / - confetti. - we don't have that. / - the tickets.

the tickets... the finale! hang up. that was great! wow... the 3 of you have great chemistry! - thank you! / - hey... can i see this fashion show act again? - again? sure. / - again?

- don't do that. / - just do it! the lingerie fashion show act was great! you did all this for me. i shouldn't have you guys at hostages. fine. you're all free! go! - thank you! / - you're all free! he freed us! thank you! goodness... hold on... i can't go out like this.

- you can't go? / - i can't. then you're with me until the end! (fools in space) - byungchul. / - yes, captain. prepare the capsule we're sending to space. here's the space capsule. there's alien life out there somewhere. - we'll show them that humans exist. / - yes. first, a watch to show that

humans measured time. - a watch. / - and to show we have letters, a book. a book. and to show them that we have pride... - insoles. / - insoles. - why would you add this? / - that's our pride. - oh, come on... / - what's that? add that balloon too.

not her! - what is it? / - my only friend. - pungsun. / - pungsun? - my friend pungsun. / - fine, we're lonely. - just keep it. / - together forever. time to eat. hey. what are we having? today we're having

black bean tube and spicy seafood tube. which one should i pick? black bean or spicy seafood? why are you thinking so hard? can't we get the proper stuff? you know what i mean. you're at the pool hall playing pool and you're winning. "sir, please order black bean noodles, spicy seafood noodles and sweet and

sour pork. the loser will pay the bill." the food gets there right after you order. looks good! why are you eating the credit card receipt? why are you eating that? the sweet and sour pork looks good. sweet and sour pork! what should we do? pour the sauce on or dip? - you should pour! / - pour!

pouring! don't pour the spicy seafood broth on it! this is the sweet and sour sauce. step aside. i'd better eat the black bean noodles. - take the wrap off... / - not like that. - mix it with the wrap on. / - how? like this. shake it, shake it... shake it, shake it...

- like that. / - looks good. even though i have a white shirt on i eat some black bean noodles, pickled radish... i eat half of it and forget about it and... - eat another new one. / - that happens! don't we have something like this? i asked the space station to send us the black bean noodles, spicy seafood noodles and... - sweet and sour pork set. / - okay. okay.

- good job. / - nice. why are you hiccupping? i don't know. - geez... / - i can't stop. - did you eat something secretly? / - i don't know. geez.. pungsun! did your hiccups stop? then i'm fine.

i have pungsun junior right here. go blow that up over there. the food sounds good! this is gamma. professor, i'm coming with the supplies. what took you so long? we got so many orders. this is the only place you deliver to! - hurry up. / - got it.

you ordered the set. black bean, spicy seafood and sweet and sour pork. what's with the balloon? it's my friend pungsun. - pungsun? / - say hello. introduce them. - it's pungsun... / - hey! he's flying away! he had thrusters.

- that was close. / - it sure was. - go ahead and eat. / - yeah. let's eat. this should be good! - it won't open. / - open it up. hurry. what are you doing? change this thing. it must be all rusted. hold it. hold on tight!

it's rusty here... why'd he grab the container? delta, delta. come in. come in. this is the control center... i'm jeong seung... the reception isn't good so it keeps cutting off. control center, speak properly. professor, as a special meal we'll send you pork belly.

how is that a special meal? i don't want pork belly. unless it's top grade korean beef ribeye, i won't eat it. got it. - then i'll get you your ribeye... / - good. - ribeye, ribeye... / - ribeye suits me.. - me... / - idiot, idiot... it sounds like you're cursing at me!

- that was weird! get him back! / - come on. professor, i'm coming with the black bean noodles. you are? what happened to the other food? they all flew away. this was all i could save. how can we share just that? don't worry. i know how several people can split one bowl.

how? - freeze! / - what are you doing? - relax, relax. / - what is it? i'm serious now. relax. - i mean it. / - okay. got it. you know the old saying? a ghost that died eating alone has a good color. there's no saying like that.

- i'm going. / - no! no, no! the noodles! grab him! got you! get over here! where is it? (say it! yes or no) say it! yes or no! say it! yes or no! say it! yes or no! hurray, korea!

as you can see, we're all one. now we will prove here that we are all one. if you feel what we say is... - oh, that's true. / - then it's "yes." - come on. no way. / - then it's "no." say it. yes or no. we can be united through bags. guys and girls wear different bags. first...

when you go to school... a girl. a guy. and... when you go on a trip. when you're going somewhere close. have you seen them carry these bags? - yes or no? / - yes. this is all a guy needs.

he can travel anywhere in the world with this. you've seen this. and a girl's bag has many uses. when going up the stairs at the subway station. they do this. - this happens. / - have you done this before? - i've seen it. / - to hide their skirt. - they do this. / - and when they sit down... - honey, give me your bag. / - i'm fine.

- there's room next to me. / - i prefer this. - give it to me. / - i'm really fine. - you've used it to cover your belly fat. / - yes. - i didn't know. / - if they sit like this... it's to cover their belly fat. - this happens. / - yes. we can unite you all through the bag you used to carry as a student. when you were student

you carried a bag like this. have you ever hung an accessory like this on it? it's made of shoe laces. you don't even remember how you made this. you'd hang it right here. some kids would hang a gorilla doll that looks like me. you look just like it. - they did that. / - they always hang it on.

but elementary school students these days... - have different bags. / - really? so heavy... - what the... / - how is it different? how is it different? have you seen a kid with a bag like this? - you have. / - how things have changed... things have improved. we can unite you all through the

bag wearing trends. back in the day... you'd wear your bag like this as low as possible. that was the trend. but as time passed... you wear it way up... all the way up... - this became the trend. / - yes.

on a rainy day... have you ever worn your bag in front of you? it gets wet if you wear it on your back. - i've done this. / - yes. you don't know why but... at least once you've worn your bag... like this. you have! why do people wear it like this?

on a day you bombed an exam. there's no reason. - you look like a loser. / - with this expression. - yes or no? / - you've done this. now we'll unite you all through shopping at the mart. when you go to the mart you push a cart like this. you put 10 cents in to use this but

have you ever tried to get the money out? just for 10 cents! not even $1! for 10 cents! it doesn't work... the person that made this isn't an idiot. it won't come out. as you're pushing your cart and shopping... what should we buy? sungwon. - i got the cart. / - yeah.

i said i have the cart! i said i'd push it but he wants to too. when you're grocery shopping you hear microphones everywhere. when you try to listen... you don't know what they said. what was that just now? - what is that? / - the tone is always the same. but it's different for guys.

600g of beef for $10! just for 10 minutes! $10 for 10 minutes! they're so angry. why are they so angry? - this happens. / - after you're done shopping... you put everything in a paper bag and you're about to go home.... no!

you put them back in and carry them like this. you look so lame. this is when you go shopping alone. all i have to buy is shampoo and cup noodles. so you go into the mart like this. but when it's time to check out... what happened? why'd i buy so much? have you ever mistakenly bought too much?

- you have. / - you have. alright. until all of korea is united. (wiggle wiggle ii) why are you throwing garlic at me. this isn't good enough? why are you doing this? you're a vampire that doesn't age. why am i a vampire? you've had...

the same face since elementary school! sanghun. i have a concern these days. i think i've gained weight. you look like a gust of wind could blow you away. where did you gain weight? baby fat. i had a dream.

i had a scary dream. which season is your least favorite? winter. since girls swarm around you because they're cold? because i can't wear this outfit. they all imitate me. girls like a guy that does events for them. so i prepared an event for you all.

for today... if you're the 777,777th person to search for "i want song yeonggil and lee sanghun" you can really have us. this is for real. bring medicine to calm your nerves. if they see us their hearts will stop. (r-point)

this is r-point. 160th day of isolation. our platoon is starting to go crazy. commander, your condition has gotten worse. - i can handle it. / - medic! medic! salute. he hasn't gone crazy, right? yes, sir. he graduated at the top of his class

in medical school. he's a true elite. take a look at my leg. hang in there, sir. looking at your leg... - how am i? / - how is he? - what was it? / - what? - oh, right. / - what? i picked this up on my way here. - you can have it. / - really?

this is gold! it's just gold-plated. but it's like real gold, right? you have a fracture. - what? / - what was that? - he's an elite. / - so that's why? - yes. / - hurry and treat me. for a fracture... - yes... / - you need a splint...

yes, and then what? what was it? - how do cicadas sound? like this? / - what? - cicada's go... / - yes, i'll spank you. spanking! - get up. / - why would you spank him? you're not a medic. what are you? a special forces agent?

that's right. it's time now. i'll camouflage myself and infiltrate... - the enemy base by air. / - by air? then we'll trust you. - salute! / - salute! - we just have to believe in him. / - yes. commander. i feel like the enemy will surround us.

save me! save me! i was captured by the enemy and i escaped. i know where the enemy base is. we should go attack them. that's not so easy. their barbed-wire fence is electrified. if only we can press the switch to turn it off. but that's not easy. leave that to me.

how will you do it? this hand drip coffee maker. it's not just good at making coffee. - just turn it a few times in the air. / - why? it'll make it rain. - no need for rain rituals. / - really? - but don't turn it too much. / - why not? you might become possessed. a lot of women wear skinny jeans.

it's hard to take the pants off. - right. / - just turn this. - why? / - they'll come off right away. who said this was body painting? body painting... i'm getting off at this stop. get back on. i hope you write about the sergeant that bullied you in the wish box but that

sergeant is in charge of the wish box. - what? / - i should've wrote compliments! i'm sorry. i must be really tired. let's attack the enemy first. we don't have enough men. if only we can lure their sentry and attack their base. i can do that alone. with this tent that even a kid can pitch.

a tent? - it's so easy to pitch. / - yes. my nephew thought the lights were too hot in the delivery room as soon as he was born so he pitched this and went in there. - he slapped his butt and cried. / - really? this isn't just good for pitching tents. - then what? / - my mom plays go-stop... in the neighborhood with this.

they call her a card shark. - this works for that? / - goodness... she wants... - to be called kim hyesu. / - what are you saying? - i'll buy one. / - what for? - here. / - yeah. do you want to end your life? shut it! we're not buying. when you get placed at a base your senior says,

hey, lee dongyun! - we went to the same high school! / - hey, man! so you looked back feeling happy but it's the kid you bullied in high school. - what will i do for 2 years? / - no, no. i forgot about this. our special forces agent will camouflage himself, infiltrate the enemy base by air and destroy them. are you ready?

i'm ready! great! go now! - believe in me. / - air raid! let's go! - are you a bald eagle? / - a bald eagle? everyone is crazy! (minsang debate) this is park yeongjin of minsang debate. we have comedians yu minsang and

kim daesung with us today. wow! why are they clapping? today we'll talk about dramas. - dramas? / - minsang, do you like dramas? - dramas? / - yes. of course i do! i love them! - really? / - yes. so you must've liked this too.

"marriage clinic, love and war 2!" - i really liked that show. / - really? - it's such a shame that it's over. / - really? - it's going well... / - then i bet you regret this. - what's that? / - you don't know? - what's that? / - i'll tell you then. on july 2 at the saenuri party's top member meeting, there was shouting and cursing about representative yu seungmin's position

and on july 8 yu seungmin resigned. some people say this was like a drama. like a soap opera. minsang, what do you think? how is this "love and war?" that's what i want to ask. - what? / - if it was that show... which daughter-in-law should be kicked out? the inside?

so yu seungmin is the banished daughter-in-law? - no... / - why is he the daughter-in-law? i knew this would happen... mistreated? - he was mistreated? / - no... who was the one that mistreated him? right? - you mean the right side? / - no... so kim taeho?

- no! / - no? he didn't mistreat anyone? he said what had to be said? i see. let me ask you, daesung. what do you think of the saenuri party's version of "love and war?" - i... / - yes. i'll see you in 4 weeks. i see. i'll see you in 4 weeks. you can't do that! he can't do this.

he can't? then we'll go right into the debate. you two will heatedly debate on how they'll solve the turmoil within the saenuri party. - what? / - start! heatedly debate? minsang, you go first. make your bold and harsh comment.

comment on what? are we on the news? - yu seungmin? / - what? do you mean yu seungmin who resigned? i should've said i'd leave this skit sooner! he should've left sooner? what has he been doing? it's not like that... my blood sugar is dropping...

dropping? yu seungmin should drop out of the party? you're saying that he should leave the party? the opposing party? he should leave and go to the opposing party? as you know the opposing party has discord between pro-roh and anti-roh. where is he supposed to go?

pro-roh? anti-roh? pro? anti? - pro? he should be pro-roh? / - no... - no! / - no? then he should be anti-roh? minsang. isn't that a bit harsh to someone that resigned? you're giving a tip to a politician? - me? / - that's right! this guy even gives advice to couples!

- i do not... / - you did before! - i did not! / - moving on, i'll ask... - minsang, a question. / - wait. why do you always ask me? i'm going to leave! give me a ride too. what? you mean representative kim taeho? that's not right! it's not right? it wasn't right to oppress resignation

at a public meeting? they kept repeating themselves after they were told to stop? i'm at my limit here! they said what needed to be said? daesung, you're really on representative kim taeho's side. i see. that's right! he sucking up thinking that representative kim taeho is the same as

director kim taeho of "infinite challenge." - you can't get on that show. / - okay... it's heating up here. now we'll hear from the audience. anyone? go ahead. i'm a university student living in incheon. i'm kim seunghye. - minsang. / - yes? the skit wiggle wiggle

is very hot on gag concert these days. i think it would've been funnier if you were in the skit. if i was in it, it would be funnier. like this... i would've been better... so which party leader do you think you could do a better job than? - what kind of... / - answer her. - party leader... / - which party leader do you...

think you can do a better job than? answer now. - who is it? / - why would... - answer now. / - why are you rushing me? so the npad's party leader moon jaein. you could do a better job than him? why is that? i didn't do anything! moon jaein didn't do anything? what is he doing?

he should get it together? minsang, you're really not holding back when it comes to moon jaein. geez... how... kim moosung? - what? / - you could do a better job than... saenuri party leader kim moosung? why is this happening? why is there turmoil within the saenuri party?

- i... / - what? you would've handled the problem of yu seungmin's position if you were the party leader? that's right! he ate black bean noodles, spicy seafood noodles and sweet and sour pork... - all by himself! / - that's unrelated! you ate that all, you pig! a pig? why you... watch what you say.

think things over before you speak. since minsang always thinks before he speaks... - let's keep hearing from him. / - no, it's not that. let's stop talking about this stuff and talk about something fun. - i get it. / - yes. since all minsang wants to do is laugh and joke around... - we'll do an arrow shooting game. / - good.

take this bow and arrows. we've prepared apples. hit the apple to get a gift. if you miss, you'll talk about politics. - i'd better hit it. / - okay. you'll get hurt! even if i did this, you'd get hurt. i can't. - you do it. / - okay.

daesung, get ready. - yes. / - hit it. this will be bad... - direct hit! / - yeah! you get watermelon as a gift. wait, wait! why did he hit this? - i was going to eat this. / - what? i said to hit the apple.

is it a waste for me to eat this? - no... / - you can't stand it? - it's not like that... / - hit the apple. - direct hit! / - direct hit! minsang, i'll give you a clock as a gift. a clock! - here... / - clock... we have two clocks. hang the one you like

on your wall at home and look at it with devotion every hour. for the one you don't like... take the batteries out now... - and make it stop. / - make it stop? - take the batteries out. / - no! no! i can't do that! why does he get watermelon? give me that. so all you want is food. okay.

- we'll give minsang food. / - watermelon! watermelon! out of these two watermelons carry the one you like home in your arms and eat up the one you don't like. - eat up? / - go ahead and eat. eat it! no! i won't do this! - you won't? / - i won't!

fine then. you'll have to talk about politics then. that was your plan all along! minsang, you'll talk about politics. the turmoil within the saenuri party... how should they solve this? why are you asking me? - what? / - i should hit you with my first... - they should fight it out? / - no, no!

you call this comedy? we should change this skit! change? change all the members? viewers, minsang's extreme comment is totally unrelated to gag concert's director jo junhui. i just want to emphasize that these are minsang's personal opinions. this is a filmed broadcast so this will be aired.

please be understanding. - why does it have to be aired? / - lastly... minsang, say a few words. everyone... i don't know much about politics. i'll continue doing the righteous comedy i dream about. minsang, thank you for your parting message. - parting message? / - so lastly...

say a few words to the politicians. why would i... what would i say at a place like this? this isn't the proper place? viewers, minsang will go right to the party headquarters to tell them himself. no! i'm going! - he's going there now. / - no... in the next episode we'll have minsang who gets

kicked out of the party headquarters by a policeman and goes to a barbecue place next door to eat out of anger. (chicken high school) welcome, new students of chicken high school! i'm the smartest one here. i'm teacher ticktock. let's start... - hey! / - yes.

why are there ping pong balls in class? - put them away! / - yes. where are you guys going? to play ping pong! why would you go during class? - i'm sorry. / - sit down! - hey! / - yes? put the ping pong balls away! - yes. / - sorry.

why are both of you going? only one needs to go! - okay. / - i'll put them away. why'd you mix the colors up? then we'll split them up again! - split them up. / - how'd you do it so fast? these are stuck in here. be quiet, chickens! yes, yes, yes! that startled me.

now let's start class. this is an element symbol question. the chemical formula for water is h20. h is hydrogen. then what is o? letter of the alphabet. good job! next is english. when you call out to someone else you say, "hey."

so what do you say when someone else spills water on your clothes? next is history. he was called musical prodigy and composed his first piece of music at 5. what did this kid become in 30 years? a middle-aged man. next is science! - today we'll learn about levers. / - levers.

teacher ticktock! we were learning about levers. - i want to learn too. / - sure. - lever... / - what are you doing? board breaking! principal... principal, what's wrong? jungeun. not many people that are 41 get hit by trays.

we'll learn about levers today. - why are you crying? / - i'm not. you learn from here. - ask what i'm doing. / - okay. principal, what are you doing? this is how you do it. - how do you do it? / - like this! how long will we keep doing this skit? we'll continue with class.

- this time... / - teacher ticktock! - teacher ticktock. / - vice principal. i'm the vice principal half-and-half chicken. i brought a teacher that will teach us cheers... - for the sports meet. / - really? when is the teacher coming? hello! i'm cheerleader bansun! teacher, cheer with us!

play the cheer song! with a flower basket by my side... sing this part! - hey? / - i'm sorry! why are you speaking informally? i was cheering... teacher, show us some cheering moves. do the wave starting from there. start. the other way!

- why'd you hit me? / - sorry! i was cheering. you speak informally and hit me! - i'm sorry. / - teacher. what do we do if our team wins? we all do a victory ceremony. pop the champagne! vice principal, why aren't you saying anything? levers... you're breaking boards, right?

break the board! your lips aren't moving. this is ventriloquism. looks like we can't hit you. end of class! cock-a-doodle-doo!

good work. - what are you guys doing? / - what? this is really the end of class! cock-a-doodle-doo!